Taxman.

So, today was the first time in my life that I actually waited until April 15th to file my taxes. Oh, don't get me wrong. I calculated my return back in February. I expected money back. I always get money back.

I owe two dollars to the federal government.

Seriously. What the fuck. George, you really need those two dollars? I'm not pissed about not getting the return. I can live without the money I usually get back. But having me pay two dollars is ridiculous.

So after work, I have to haul ass to the post office so I can send the IRS a check for two dollars and have my pathetic envelope postmarked by midnight. I wasn't about to pay the e-file fees if I owed (which Turbo Tax makes you pay like ten dollars to e-file. I'm not paying that on principle alone).

At least I get money back from the state.